Comin' Or Goin'

After church, little John told his parents he had to talk to the pastor right away. They were delighted but puzzled, and brought him to meet the pastor.

"Pastor," John says, "I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust."

"That's right, Johnny, I did."

"And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust."

"Yes, I'm glad you were listening. Why do you ask?"

"Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed 'cause there's someone either comin' or goin'!"