Lighter Side Of Financial Crisis
22 Oct 2008.
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cut back some of its branches.
Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and more than likely will go for a song. Today, shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank also got the chop.
Samurai bank is still soldering on; Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but remains in the black. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and the staff fears that they may get a raw deal.
