A Little Biased

A Presbyterian pastor arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter had to run an errand and so requested that the pastor meet the saints as they arrived.

"What shall I say?" the pastor asked.

"Just ask them a question to make sure they know the Bible," St. Peter replied.

The first person to come along was a Presbyterian deacon. The pastor asked, "Do you know the first man and woman in Genesis?".

"Yes."

"Name them."

"Adam and Eve."

The next person was a Methodist minister. The pastor asked, "Do you know the three disciples closest to Jesus?"

"Yes."

"Name them."

"Peter, John and James."

The Presbyterian pastor was then a little surprised to see a Roman Catholic priest.

The pastor asked him, "Do you know the feeding of the 5,000?"

"Yes."

"Name them."